ferreteria 

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

ferreteria by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Ferriter 

The act of drinking a beer that was previously butt chugged and shit out.

I ferritered last night, so tasty.

Ferriter by Blackllamas January 28, 2019

bag of ferrets 

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control

'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'

bag of ferrets by Jondo March 4, 2008

Ferretism 

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

Ferretism by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017

ferretor 

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

ferretor by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

Higham Ferrers

A dump in the middle of nowhere

Shall we go to Higham Ferrers?
No.

Higham Ferrers by highamferrershater January 20, 2011

Ferrets 

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

Ferrets by Beast_modez March 12, 2009