ferdonk

To dicksmack, to take one's penius and smack it up against another human being's cheek.

"After she gave me that blowjob, I ferdonked the shit out of her."

"That ferdonking left a ferdunk on her cheek.

ferdonk by idiotsareidiots May 24, 2006

Furdonkeyshnerda 

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

Fardonkle 

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

Fardonkle by WootALoot July 7, 2009

fedonk 

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

fedonk by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

ferdunk 

This is the mark an erect penis makes when it is forcefully hit on the side of a bitch's face.

Keith was like oh shit, this girl is good! as she was pleasuring him. He then felt superior and removed his erection from the bitch's mouth, wound up, and forcefully rotated his pelvis, with the aid of his hand, sending his fallace beautifully at the girls cheek. This resulted in a clear outline of his delightful choade which lasted on her cheek for weeks.

ferdunk by Lo Pan, biatch October 29, 2003

ferdinky 

small or tiny

You have a ferdinky willy

ferdinky by Jim Boooooob October 2, 2010

Fredonk 

A person who struggles to login to websites

He can’t login. He’s such a fredonk

Fredonk by OllieTGG January 7, 2023