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This is the mark an erect penis makes when it is forcefully hit on the side of a bitch's face.
Keith was like oh shit, this girl is good! as she was pleasuring him. He then felt superior and removed his erection from the bitch's mouth, wound up, and forcefully rotated his pelvis, with the aid of his hand, sending his fallace beautifully at the girls cheek. This resulted in a clear outline of his delightful choade which lasted on her cheek for weeks.
ferdunk by Lo Pan, biatch October 29, 2003
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ferjunked 

to fuck someone while you are crunked
i downed 5 shots of vodka and 8 bong hits and then i ferjunked my friends sister
ferjunked by garemy string September 12, 2005
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To dicksmack, to take one's penius and smack it up against another human being's cheek.
"After she gave me that blowjob, I ferdonked the shit out of her."

"That ferdonking left a ferdunk on her cheek.
ferdonk by idiotsareidiots May 24, 2006
To slap ones boner across a bitches face, creating a mushroom imprint on her face.
I fedunked that bitch so hard she had an imprint on her face for three days.
fedunk by Hawkjones July 16, 2006
1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is to be frozen later.
"dude, i'm goin to a fardunkle later...you in?"

fedunked 

to be slapped in the face by a cock
Why do i have the feeling im going to be fedunked by my Econ final?
fedunked by I & I courtesy of jmt December 5, 2007

ferdinky 

You have a ferdinky willy
ferdinky by Jim Boooooob October 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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