fencial 

The act of getting a hand job and intentionally or inadvertently giving yourself a facial.

yeah, Matt totally gave himself a fencial last night

fencial by notcomingonyourownface April 15, 2014

ferial 

Very sexy girl that makes everyone on her way moan and orgasm. She is funny , outgoing , beautiful and athletic . she doesn't give a flying f*ck about what people think and loves herself more than pizza .

Ferial just walked in the room , I think I just came .

ferial by stawburry23 January 9, 2015

Fecial 

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty

Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.

Fecial by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008

farcial 

verb. to rip ass in some ones face

I gave her a farcial after i skeeted in her face

farcial by dfulla6272 April 1, 2004

Fecial Fairies 

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

Fecial Fairies by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

Ferocial 

Noun- The unit of measurement of the distance between butt cheeks

Damn that girl got a mile ferocial!

Ferocial by Avyakado December 11, 2010

Feacial impaction 

when crap dries up in your large intestine blocking your anal passageway which leaves you in a more worse state than constipation. Doctors have to stick a tube up your arse to scrape/suck out the dried crap, leavig your arse sore for days.

My arse is so sore from my oppointment to the doctos yesterday. They said I had feacial impaction, so they stuck tube up arse.

Feacial impaction by Sabre Z September 18, 2004