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Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.
Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...
Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011
Ferilyn is the most sweetest and kindest person in the room She has the most beautiful smile and smells lovely. Ferilyn also gives the best hugs and kisses. If you ever see a Ferilyn, you'll know when you see the way they smile
Ferilyn smells so nice.
Ferilyn gives the best hugs
Ferilyn by Muff1604 July 17, 2020

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile
Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.
fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013

fergilicious 

apparently what you get when you combine "delicious" and "fergie". her parents must be so proud.
"fergilicious defintion make them boys go loco."
fergilicious by Bethanie October 25, 2006