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The female version of a boner.
Susan: Did you see Ryan Kwanten in that sex scene on True Blood?

Jane: Ohhhhh yeah. That dude gave me a femboner.

Susan: Ew.
by ilovetruebloodsosueme June 01, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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