felted 

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007

felted 

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

felted 

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005

fetid 

–adjective

having an offensive odor; stinking.

The skunk is able to fend of its hunters because of its ability to be fetid.

fetid by Wormchowwill July 14, 2009

Feltie 

Sex with a puppet

Last night I had a feltie with miss piggie

Feltie by Yvil1 January 24, 2019

Fetid Russian Cum Sock 

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?

Fetid Russian Cum Sock by Trumpo the Clown June 20, 2019

felted mound 

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.

That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!

felted mound by forshizzlebdizzlemydickizle December 24, 2008