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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
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Smart Fella 

You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella

Fell off a Truck 

Was stolen, lifted, burgled, etc.
"Where did you get that expensive new V.C.R. and Bicycle?"

"They fell off a truck."
Fell off a Truck by Branduff January 16, 2009

fell from grace 

If you fall from grace, you do something that results in a loss of respect and support, especially among those who influence your life or career.

to relapse into sin or disfavor.

to lose favor; be discredited
# The company's vice-president was expected to take over the company until he fell from grace after being arrested for stealing company funds.

# It's been sad watching so many athletes fall from grace and have their records deleted from the record books for taking performance-enhancing drugs like steroids.

# He fell from grace when the boss found out he had lied.
fell from grace by alyery June 10, 2009
A person who trolls internet forums trying to fight for a cause which they feel affects many people. However, in the end their cause is a figment of their imagination and has no bearing on reality. They continue to fight their cause despite resistance from rational thinkers.
Brian thought he was fighting for the rights of American's across the country. However, it turns out he was just a feldzpar as the cause he was fighting for didn't actually exist.
feldzpar by KingOfFelt August 5, 2009

fell in the krispy 

When a once hot girl gets fat. Possibly from eating too many donuts.
Juan: You remember that hot girl from high school?

Bigman: Yea

Juan: Well, she isn't anymore. She fell in the krispy