felickelskim 

term used to refer to the output one achieves after eating a bag of celery one hour before intercourse. The technique was made famous by porn actor Peter North who revealed his secret after retiring.

Man, I totally felickelskimmed her. She nearly drowned!

felickelskim by spifkeen September 28, 2006

flickelskim 

The ejaculate that stems from a long lay over or abstention of climax, it’s often thicker and much sticker then your normal man goo. The same effect can be reached by eating capacious amounts of raw celery.

"Dude I hadn't been with kelly in a while, and ate a bunch of fresh celery. By the time we got done it was a total flickelskim... I think she's still stuck to the sheets"

flickelskim by Luckyduzit December 23, 2006

filickelskim 

the output that occurs after a bag of celery.

After I ate all that celery, and gave my girl a filickelskim surprise!

I'll filickelskim my way to a one man bukkake.

man i totally filickelskimmed her. she nearly drowned!!!

filickelskim by Luckyduzit October 2, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016