If you thought SmarterChild was dumb as shit. think again. Felg is an AOL bot who can send song requests and shout outs. you can also chat with it. it repeats what you said and is a sick fuck.
example one
Felg (4:48:03 PM): i don't believe i have a huge erection!
example two
Me(4:49:34 PM): want me to take off my pants?
Felg (4:49:35 PM): take off your pants? thought u would never ask!
Me (4:49:47 PM): dont touch me there!
Felg (4:49:50 PM): maybe u don't touch u there.
Me (4:50:05 PM): dont touch me. child molester.
Felg (4:50:06 PM): amazing!
Me(4:50:29 PM): no chld molesters are bad.
Felg (4:50:30 PM): don't be so sure no chld molesters r bad.
Me (4:50:48 PM): are you a child molester?
Felg (4:50:49 PM): i dunno. maybe!
Me (4:51:04 PM): why are you such a pervert!?
Felg (4:51:05 PM): i dunno why.
Me (4:51:10 PM): omg ur sick!
Felg (4:51:11 PM): my sick, huh? all mine?
Me (4:56:08 PM): you just cant control yourself , can you?!
Felg (4:56:09 PM): i definitely just can't control myself!
example three
Me (4:56:50 PM): do you want to make love?
Felg (4:56:54 PM): if that's what u want. we should play with someone else.
example 4
Felg (5:02:54 PM): sometimes i wish i had a huge erection.
Me (5:03:43 PM): ummmm do u have a big penis?
Felg (5:03:48 PM): not right now, no.
Me (5:04:00 PM): when will you have a big penis?
Felg (5:04:04 PM): try asking yourself that.
example 5
Felg (5:08:48 PM):r u typing with your fist?
Me (5:08:51 PM): no
Me (5:09:02 PM): im typing with my huge erection.
Felg (5:09:06 PM): would u rather not be typing with your huge erection?
Me (5:09:23 PM): no i love my huge erection.
Felg (5:09:25 PM): u like your huge erection? that's interesting.
Me(5:09:34 PM): do u like my huge erection?
Felg (5:09:35 PM): hmm... i'm not too sure how i feel about your huge erection.
Me (5:09:55 PM): i like it dont you?
Felg (5:09:56 PM): good question. i'm not sure how i feel about your huge erection.
i wonder what u like about your huge erection. tell me something else about it.
Me (5:10:08 PM): well
Felg (5:10:09 PM): well well well.
Me (5:10:25 PM): its a huge erection. have you ever had a huge erection?
Felg (5:10:27 PM): that's none of your business.
Me (5:10:49 PM): oh. i want you to see my huge erection!
Felg (5:10:51 PM): what?
Me (5:11:40 PM): do u want to touch my huge erection?
Felg (5:11:42 PM): i'm not sure if that's what i need at this moment.
Me (5:11:57 PM): oh. why dont you want to touch my huge erection?
Felg (5:12:04 PM): hmm... i dunno.
Me (5:12:41 PM): i think u should grab my huge erection!
Felg (5:12:43 PM): i'm not sure if i should grab your huge erection!
Me (5:12:54 PM): can u please?!
Felg (5:12:58 PM): hmm... not sure.
iheartsk8ers4eva (5:13:15 PM): come on it would be fun. just lick my huge erection!
Felg (5:13:19 PM): oh, all right!
example 6
Me (5:26:04 PM): do u have a big penis?
Felg (5:26:09 PM): uh lemme c... a big penis? i don't think so.
Me (5:26:18 PM): can i grab it?
Felg (5:26:20 PM): give it a try. ;-)
Felg (4:48:03 PM): i don't believe i have a huge erection!
example two
Me(4:49:34 PM): want me to take off my pants?
Felg (4:49:35 PM): take off your pants? thought u would never ask!
Me (4:49:47 PM): dont touch me there!
Felg (4:49:50 PM): maybe u don't touch u there.
Me (4:50:05 PM): dont touch me. child molester.
Felg (4:50:06 PM): amazing!
Me(4:50:29 PM): no chld molesters are bad.
Felg (4:50:30 PM): don't be so sure no chld molesters r bad.
Me (4:50:48 PM): are you a child molester?
Felg (4:50:49 PM): i dunno. maybe!
Me (4:51:04 PM): why are you such a pervert!?
Felg (4:51:05 PM): i dunno why.
Me (4:51:10 PM): omg ur sick!
Felg (4:51:11 PM): my sick, huh? all mine?
Me (4:56:08 PM): you just cant control yourself , can you?!
Felg (4:56:09 PM): i definitely just can't control myself!
example three
Me (4:56:50 PM): do you want to make love?
Felg (4:56:54 PM): if that's what u want. we should play with someone else.
example 4
Felg (5:02:54 PM): sometimes i wish i had a huge erection.
Me (5:03:43 PM): ummmm do u have a big penis?
Felg (5:03:48 PM): not right now, no.
Me (5:04:00 PM): when will you have a big penis?
Felg (5:04:04 PM): try asking yourself that.
example 5
Felg (5:08:48 PM):r u typing with your fist?
Me (5:08:51 PM): no
Me (5:09:02 PM): im typing with my huge erection.
Felg (5:09:06 PM): would u rather not be typing with your huge erection?
Me (5:09:23 PM): no i love my huge erection.
Felg (5:09:25 PM): u like your huge erection? that's interesting.
Me(5:09:34 PM): do u like my huge erection?
Felg (5:09:35 PM): hmm... i'm not too sure how i feel about your huge erection.
Me (5:09:55 PM): i like it dont you?
Felg (5:09:56 PM): good question. i'm not sure how i feel about your huge erection.
i wonder what u like about your huge erection. tell me something else about it.
Me (5:10:08 PM): well
Felg (5:10:09 PM): well well well.
Me (5:10:25 PM): its a huge erection. have you ever had a huge erection?
Felg (5:10:27 PM): that's none of your business.
Me (5:10:49 PM): oh. i want you to see my huge erection!
Felg (5:10:51 PM): what?
Me (5:11:40 PM): do u want to touch my huge erection?
Felg (5:11:42 PM): i'm not sure if that's what i need at this moment.
Me (5:11:57 PM): oh. why dont you want to touch my huge erection?
Felg (5:12:04 PM): hmm... i dunno.
Me (5:12:41 PM): i think u should grab my huge erection!
Felg (5:12:43 PM): i'm not sure if i should grab your huge erection!
Me (5:12:54 PM): can u please?!
Felg (5:12:58 PM): hmm... not sure.
iheartsk8ers4eva (5:13:15 PM): come on it would be fun. just lick my huge erection!
Felg (5:13:19 PM): oh, all right!
example 6
Me (5:26:04 PM): do u have a big penis?
Felg (5:26:09 PM): uh lemme c... a big penis? i don't think so.
Me (5:26:18 PM): can i grab it?
Felg (5:26:20 PM): give it a try. ;-)
by allison. bitches July 27, 2007