A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

a sport enjoyed by many people with nothing better to do with their time, than sit around and wait for ducks to fly over head.
this is convieniant for the duck-hunter as then the duck-hunter shoots the duck with a shot gun.
this is done because ducks are tasty and enoying, making them perfect for eating and shooting
Hippies Greenes and Conservationists are all apposed to the sport. in turn they should be hunted but not eaten.

What a duck lover calls her boyfriend's cock.

A.K.A Mother Duck
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.

What the boyfriend of a duck lover calls his girlfriend's vagina.

The outcome of killing a duck for dinner by feeding it dry rice.

A food people eat when they can't get chicken rice.