Fumblefuck 

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

Fumblefuck by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

fumblefuck 

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

fumblefuck by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

fumblefuck 

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

fumblefuck by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

fumblefucked 

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

fumblefucked by Todd and Michael December 12, 2008

Feeble Fuck

Softest Sex In The World

Did You See Those Faggots Feeble Fucking?

Feeble Fuck by Lenny And Michael June 11, 2006

fumblefucked 

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

fumblefucked by Todd and Michael December 9, 2008

Feelfuck 

Someone who manages to fuck things, ideas and other people up because he or she is always about their own feelings, instead of doing the right thing. Often, they think that they can ask other people what to do, but in actuality half of the time, they're asking other feelfucks to do the same thing.

Feelfucks can be outrightly aggressive, incompetently aggressive, or passive aggressive. Their aggression can be direct or indirect. But you can be damned sure they're gonna create some problems.

Example 1:

John: "Dude, I got so pissed off, and spent the night yelling at my coworker over the phone. He ended up coming in late the next day, and now he's on the manager's shitlist"

Louis: "John, you feelfuck of a twat, why would such a thing even cross your mind?"

Example 2:

Mary is a nervous person, so much in fact that she infringes the right for her children to be fit by not only allowing them to stay up at night because they ask for it, but because she also wakes up the children with her constant bitching about unfinished chores, and other childish shit. Mary is an example of an indirectly passive-aggressive feelfuck.

Feelfuck by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019