fear goggles Share definition Flag What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand. I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles. fear goggles by Ben Frey May 17, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the fear goggles mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch