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FC Celebrity 

A well known person on the FC boards on neopets, Usually a troll, spammer, or nerd on Neopets' Fan clubs board.
Most famous ones include

The Markinator/mark, a snarky and clever usual who usually posts one reply per board, sometimes a few more in a sarcastic noob format, and uses his signature default avatar and markinator signature;

Victoria_pennstate, a college student who often insults and trolls, Using the buzz default avatar with default font;

Hawk, A "grammar patrol" and Dragonforce enthusiast who usually has accounts that contain Dragonforce album names, She also has a purple spork.;

Fork, A popular and early FC star, who is rarely seen anymore, but spawned many lookalikes such as Blade, Knife, spork etc.;

Pic, A girl who often uses usernames like Pictitious, and most recently picdick. Around summer of 2008 she was accused of hacking neopets, but it was actually just a lag.
She is less famous for her name bur more for the l0l0l0l lag/glitch, which was also the name of her pet at the time.;

Rochelle, A board poster and troll, Best known for her 'Don't call yourself curvy or that there's more of you to love' fat bash board, which spawned a short lived guild titled 'SeaLard', Rochelle also promotes her 'dream of establishing Rocheligonia', She uses a rochelle signature with 'Captain or what?' under that, varying avatars.

Mieal, Constantly posts boards with random questions or life comments.

Pixotheaquadot, A rarely suspended Indiana jones nerd who often points out the flaws in people, usually on 'what's your favorite...' boards.
Noob: HAHA IM A FC CELEBRITY
Default avatarist: No, sthu you infantile dweeb.
FC Celebrity by Canadadry May 26, 2009
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FC Celebrities 

People on the Fan Clubs section of the Neopets NeoBoards who are well-known. The majority of them have no life whatsoever.

Pic: An emotionally distressed 14 year old girl from Missouri. Growing up in a Christian cult, she's only known 23 people in her life. She frequents Neopets, where she threatens people and tries to convince everyone that she has some kind of authority.

Sara: A young oregonian with flowing hair and sparkling eyes. She is a fan of the "*carrot*" and "*yarr*" smileys, David Hasselhoff, and the word 'poop'.

Laur: A Canadian known for her extreme pretentiousness and overuse of the tilde. she takes her "trolling" very seriously and still doesn't know that someone was pretending to be her a couple months ago.

Jessickness: A 17 year old girl who pretends to be emo. She was once married to Gerard Way, but they split up. Now she is with Kevin Jonas or something. Jess is also a fan of "TWILITE".

Victoria_Pennstate: That annoying little gnat that buzzes around your head.

Mae: An idiotic kid who follows equally moronic users around while making up lame sexual jokes.

6feetunderthestars: A girl who gives All Time Low a bad name; yet another Neopets troll who pretends to be emo. Makes you wonder when any of these trolls will come up with something new.

The Markinator: A college student who spends his spare time typing one-post replies to topics such as "who likes the jonas brothers!!" that generally piss people off.

Teddy: Perhaps the most infamous FCer ever, though it's been years since he's been on; Teddy is your worst nightmare. Chuck Norris cowers at the very mention of Teddy's name.

Irrationalfears/pixotheaquadot: A 13 year old girl who finds some way to make every conversation she participates in Indiana Jones related.

Sunao: The chillest person around. Has dedicated his life to spreading the truth about dolphins to the general public. Has an extremely high voice and making fun of it makes you totally cool and original.

Yadzia: She's 12.
Kid with default avatar and size 1 font: I hate the FC celebrities. What's with the big, bright fonts?
FC Celebrity: We're just cooler than you that's all. :)
Kid with default avatar and size 1 font: Yeah right you NERD. *Goes to watch anime*
Emo_soccer_freak: hey can sum1 give me a faerie paintbrush plz!??!??/11!
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FC Celebrities 

Teenagers who still play Neopets. Annoying dicks, but you just gotta love 'em.

The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.

Dani and Sunao are good examples.

Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.

And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.

AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.

Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.

- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who takes EVERYTHING too seriously.

- More wannabe typical FC trolls.

facelebrity

Fake celebrities on Facebook. People using a celebrity profile on Facebook or sharing the same name as a celebrity.
Joan, you're such a facelebrity junkie. Stop sending friend requests to 'Colin Farrell'... all twenty of them.
facelebrity by Barbarela March 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026