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fazool

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Actually spelled "fagioli"

1. Italian for bean.
2. Term used for money or a bill.
1. Hey Ma, you gonna make your famous pasta fagioli?
2. I dropped 100 fazools at the craps table!
fazool by karaNY February 21, 2006
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fazool

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fucking tool; idiot; moron
You sir, are a complete fazool for thinking pigs can fly
fazool by dgreen1 September 19, 2009
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Related Words
fazool • fazoole • Donkey Fazool • Fazoli's • fazoo • Faloola • Fasool • faboola • Fadool • Fadoolis

Donkey Fazool 

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When the donkey fazools
This term dates back to 1678 when King Julian III was in rule of Kingdom Fazool. The actual meaning of this term is lost in history but archaeologists determined that it was a slur for anyone who lived in Fazool.
"When the Donkey Fazools"
"Penis Balls, Balls Penis"
"That guy, that donkey fazool makes good gabagool."
Donkey Fazool by Th3R3alD0nk3yFazool September 3, 2021
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Donkey Fazool 

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1) Substitution word for comedic effect.
2) Default answer to any trivia question where you don't have a clue.
3) Standard answer used by Cliff Arquette (Charlie Weaver) on Hollywood Squares in the 1960's.
Q: Thomas Jefferson once called it the one thing that can stand by itself. What was he referring to?

A: 3-day-old donkey fazool.
Donkey Fazool by telecomnerd August 16, 2011
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fahzoolo 

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A racial slur for Italians.
Look at that fahzoolo.
fahzoolo by VinelSeason July 11, 2021
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fazoli fillet

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you take a fazoli bread stick and stick it up a girls vagina, then you eat her out and eat the bread stick out of her vagina at the same time
fazolis should really put the fazoli fillet on their menu
fazoli fillet by bmx94 December 8, 2010
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fazoons 

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A name given to money by chicago mafia.
"aye tommy, you got a couple of fazoons, i got some stuff i gotta take care of"
fazoons by Matt Lock May 29, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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