by mainLOCOmotive July 19, 2013
1. When you retire from a certain sporting activity, but then realize you really want to play then you come back. When you come back your "last time" you play like shit and send a picture of your ugly, flat, old, and saggy dick to a women when you already have a very good looking wife. Often goes on for a various amount of seasons.
Yo did you hear Favre retired again?
OH, NO SHIT?
Yea unless he just does it his famous Favre Style...again
OH, NO SHIT?
Yea unless he just does it his famous Favre Style...again
by MBBTKB January 6, 2011
The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.
This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence
This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence
me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.
by RowdyRodThatPipesHer March 12, 2017
A condition of stubble stasis which leaves a man with a perpetual 1/4 inch growth of grey protobeard. Known to afflict aging quarterbacks and Just for Men models.
One morning, Matt woke up with a Favre-o'clock-shadow. He looked in the mirror and he knew he was old.
by Stuey B November 30, 2008
A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
by Salty ballz November 8, 2013
A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.
Derived from Lou Gerig's disease
In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
Favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”
Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Derived from Lou Gerig's disease
In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
Favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”
Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.
I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.
After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.
After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
by lawlawlaw December 14, 2010
if you have the name brett favre, that gives you the ability to do anything you want and retire from it and do it again and retire from it and do it again similar to chuck norris effect
by donjoivate September 23, 2009