fauxnaïf

French, "false naïve"

adj. seeming or pretending to be ingenuous and unsophisticated

n. one who pretends to be ingenuous and unsophisticated

Don't be fauxnaïf about sex, you know what i meant, whore.

fauxnaïf by Andalusian Behemont October 24, 2003

fauxnadian 

When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)

b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)

c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).

John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.

John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.

Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!

fauxnadian by Brandon St. Randy September 4, 2009

fauxasian 

Someone who looks or acts asian but really isnt.

Shelby's fauxasian, look at those chinky eyes.

fauxasian by ashleysays November 11, 2008

Fauxtalian 

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.

Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.

Fauxtalian by .....ben s....... June 22, 2008

fauxnana 

Fake banana flavor used in candies, cakes, cookies, etc. Tastes very little like an actual banana.

I love fauxnana laffy taffy.

fauxnana by Aileen K July 24, 2007

Fauxnads 

Chic with Balls
- Faux is a french term meaning false / fake, pronounced "foe"
- Nads is another term for male testicals (shortened from gonads)

So instead of a tough chic 'Gonads' it could be said,
"That Chic has Fauxnads" (fake balls)

Fauxnads by Drea68 July 14, 2010

Fauxnami 

noun

1. The over-hyped residue of a Tsunami drastically reduced in effect. It usually hits an affluent area far away from the origin of the actual Tsunami, drawing undue attention away from the hardest hit areas. Residents of a fauxnami zone flock to the beaches to take video of what looks a ripple of a failed cannonball attempt on the other side of the community pool. Occasionally, residents get bushwhacked by the normal surf that comes after the fauxnami, and must be rescued and promptly given blankets.

2. Any Californian Tsunami south of Crescent City

I tried to get updates on the tsunami in Japan from Foz Newz, but all they had was ten minutes of a boat that went crooked in its slip in Santa Cruz from the Fauxnami that hit three hours ago.

Fauxnami by BraunBoots March 29, 2011