faumey 

makes you feel like home but it's a fake. Faux + Homey

Pal #1: I'd take Hilton over W
Pal#2: why is that?
pal#1: what W offers makes me feel like it's faumey

faumey by manace March 1, 2010

fauxmeless 

"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.

It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.

fauxmeless by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009

fauxment 

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.

The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"

fauxment by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012

fauxmenist 

a fake or non-genuine feminist

omg see that chick in the back row she's reading a Cosmo article on how to drive men wild what a fucking fauxmenist

fauxmenist by SugarShark November 22, 2006

Fauxmercial

A commercial on TV, YouTube, etc. that is not sanctioned by the company in the advertisement. Or the company or product being depicted is not real.

Simply put, a fake commercial.

Dude, I hate when I miss a great fauxmercial on Saturday Night Live thinking it's real when fast forwarding my DVR.

Fauxmercial by Roccus April 15, 2009

fauxmergency 

A request accompanied with a demand for immediate action when the subject matter of the request isn't truly deserving of immediate action.

His boss was known for demanding immediate action on projects that turned out to be a fauxmergency.

fauxmergency by DallasJV January 5, 2010

Fauxment 

When you share a fake moment with someone

He starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend

Fauxment by j03! December 14, 2009