Alpha Fauxmale 

Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.

They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.

Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.

"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."

"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."

"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"

Alpha Fauxmale by loltatz May 4, 2010

fauxmeless 

"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.

It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.

fauxmeless by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009

fauxmless 

One who identifies himself as homeless when he, in fact, has a home; frequently a nice one.

With a propensity for melodrama and several hours to kill between checking out of his hotel and his flight home, Joel became fauxmless.

fauxmless by Birthday Who-er April 29, 2009

Fauxmage 

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?

Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.

Fauxmage by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009

Fauxmless 

The condition of being in your late teens to early 20s, wherein one couch surfs, crashes on floors, or squats in an attempt to seem homeless, thereby gaining scene points. In reality, said fauxmless person could return to his or hers parents' house at any given time.

You: Yeah, I'm letting Kiley crash on my couch this weekend...she's going through a fauxmless phase. Best to just get it out of her system.

Fauxmless by Jane Skinner January 16, 2009

Fauxmage 

1 - To pretend to honor or care about something that means nothing to you.
2 - An empty, symbolic gesture.

She has a WWJD and an NRA sticker on her car. One of them is fauxmage.

Fauxmage by Rone4 December 10, 2021