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Fauxlationship 

A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).
She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.
Fauxlationship by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010
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Fauxlationship 

A temporary relationship to relieve emptiness caused by the lack of a real relationship. Also used to describe relationships with no commitment. Not a very responsible idea.
I don't trust her man, it looks like a fauxlationship to me.
Fauxlationship by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004
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(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1

"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."

Example 2:

"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,

"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
Fauxlatio by john the heeb January 2, 2010

fauxbating 

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008

Fauxlationship 

A fake relationship, i.e. dating someone but having little to no romantic interest in them.
"Dude, did you hear about Sally's new boyfriend? He looks like a total douchebag."

"Yea, he's known for being a spenjamin so it's really just a fauxlationship. It'll never last."
Fauxlationship by AMAHAHA August 5, 2008

fauxlationship 

When 2 (or more) people engage in relationship-like activities but refuse to admit they are in a relationship.
Zach is in soooo many simultaneous fauxlationships. People just don't understand what a commitment is anymore.
fauxlationship by hotmesscity November 21, 2010

fauxbating 

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot
Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008