(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"
"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
by Michael May 17, 2005
"Whoa, you see that fatty lumpkins over there?"
"I sure do, and she looks good!"
"Gross dude! I wasn't talking about the fat chick, I meant the ganja on the table."
"Ooops, that's what I meant too!"
"I sure do, and she looks good!"
"Gross dude! I wasn't talking about the fat chick, I meant the ganja on the table."
"Ooops, that's what I meant too!"
by MayMay08 April 22, 2007
by whateverrrrrr October 1, 2007
1. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy joint (marijuana cigarette).
2. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy female (huge bitch).
2. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy female (huge bitch).
1. If you're not doin anything, maybe we can go for a cruise and smoke this fatty lumpkin.
2. Fatty lumpkin I'm gonna get a blumpkin, fatty lumpkin she's the one for me!
2. Fatty lumpkin I'm gonna get a blumpkin, fatty lumpkin she's the one for me!
by MDO August 1, 2006