beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

beating a fatty by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

FattyBratty 

A larger built male with a bad temperament prone to complaining and throwing fatty temper tantrums.

E: How nice is this beach? White sand and blue seas, I’m in heaven...

FattyBratty: Ohh this is awful, there’s sand all over my feet, my head is hot, the suns too bright, my eyes are ouchy

E: Can’t you enjoy anything?

FattyBratty: Well normally yes but I’m hungry as well now and my belly is making weird noises and it’s still too hot here...

FattyBratty by Chef Pig April 20, 2018

Fattyeater 

A very large fat person at the top of the food chain and hierarchy. They need to eat a lot of food, so they tend to eat other fat people so they can live. They are very dangerous, they can be found at walmart, water parks, public shower rooms and mcdonalds. They fight for food, and usually the winner eats the loser. Fateaters can be up to 8 feet tall and are at least 500 pounds, we do not yet know their maximum weight. They can attack by crushing others with their weight, they also bite, and some can swallow you whole.

Oh shit dude thats a big Fattyeater!
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob

Fattyeater by fattyeater August 20, 2018