fatspiracy 

A secret plot by fat people to hide the chocolates without us skinny people knowing about them.

Where did that fat prick hide the tim tams? Its a fatspiracy.

fatspiracy by shaggy257 September 3, 2005

catspiracy 

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

catspiracy by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016