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fapplause 

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),
Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

Fatsplosion 

An explosion of fat rolls rippling through mid air due to some type of heavy impact or sudden lack of support.
"Dude! When those sumo-wrestlers collided, it was a total fatsplosion!"

"I swear. If she eats one more morsel of food, her belt is going to snap and there will be a fatsplosion of massive proportions."
Fatsplosion by Caileth June 20, 2010
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.
I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."
Fapple by ArchAbaddon March 17, 2011
The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.
Fapplet User : "that nexus 7 has a nice display, have any games or apps apart from chrome?"
Fapplet Owner : "no"
fapplet by NaughtyMouseTV May 18, 2014
The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.
Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.
Fapple by Czaroule October 1, 2014
Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs
~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
Fatpal by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006