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1.
a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat
original fatlad Sam, original fatlad Gareth, SID Guy, butterbean, fordham
by Fatlad Jesus February 03, 2007