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skinny fat person 

A skinny fat person is a someone who appears visibly skinny with their clothes on. But, if you were to touch them or see them without clothing they are very flabby. This is very common in white people. Most white guys and girls have very little lean muscle tissue, which is why they are skinny fat people. Have you ever seen a thin white guy with no shirt on? Then you notice he has a soft pot belly and man boobs. This is a good example of what a skinny fat person is. With clothes on they appear thin to the eye, but if you were to see them unclothed their body is incredibly flabby and soft like jello. These body types are primarily due to genetics. Not everyone is naturally muscular nor will they become muscular and ripped. For some, it is not in their gentics to be muscular and well defined.
skinny fat person by Rita30 January 16, 2010

SKINNY FAT PERSON 

A person who doesn’t work out but maybe once a year, looks like they are in shape, but lacks great stamina, can’t even last on a treadmill for 10 minutes.
This girl rere walks around like she’s in shape but definitely has that skinny fat person look, she can’t hang with the big dawgs.

fat person humor

The innate ability to tell extremely funny and often self demeaning jokes that many fat people have.
Dan: Dude that guy is a whale.
Phil: Yeah but he's hilarious; he's got fat person humor.
fat person humor by jg2342 February 23, 2009

fat person 

Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.
I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.
fat person by drizaik August 7, 2003

fat person 

Someone with a full gas tank.
"you see this kid *points to a largish kid* he's not fat, that's just the gas tank for his love machine"
fat person by Harrison Reed May 29, 2004

A fat person remark 

when, for example, a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves. they're too lazy to do anything for themselves and huff/puff when someone else hasn't done it already
a fat person remark is when a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves.

Example:
Fat boss: So what are you working on?
Grunt: Everything!
Fat boss: So how are we doing with that last project
Grunt: Still going through it, but I'm working on this major/very important project for our boss, so that other project will have to wait (note to self: or fat boss could pick up the slack and do it!)
Fat boss: Oh, what's that about, tell me more, blah blah blah...
Grunt: Go do your own work you fat bastard!