fat fuck

Someone who calls 9-1-1 for fast food inquiries

The fat fucks who misused 9-1-1 emergency services shall be arrested.

by UtubeTrollPoliceTeam February 23, 2016

fat fuck

A digusting mix of FAT & stupidity!

My dead ex-husband Andy N. was a fat fuck

by poophole123 April 10, 2007

fat fuck

Alternative name for the mayor of Toronto.

Rob Ford is a fat fuck.

by Truthful187 December 5, 2013

fat fuck

fat fuck (noun)
1. Someone with a body-mass-index of 50 or over.
2. Someone who is wider around than they are tall.

1. When Jimmy gained the last 50 pounds, he crossed the line from morbidly obese to fat fuck.
2. As she chewed Wonka's three-course-meal gum, Violet Beauregarde rapidly swelled to fat fuck proportions.

by xantres42 February 14, 2009

fat fuck

1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.

1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.

2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!

by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006

fat fuck

Taking one roll of fat on one side, inserting dick and then on the other side of the dick put another roll of fat. Then thrust. Basically a titty fuck with fat.

Me- You guys do anything last night?
You- Not much, but I fat fucked the shit out of her!
Me- What could you not find her vagina?

by Zach aka Convoluted April 22, 2008

fat fuck

The act of rapidly thrusting your penis between someone's fat folds, resulting in orgasm.

I gave her a good fat fuck.

by Schismrobo April 13, 2008