Fat Beaner 

A short Mexican that is generally out of shape, fat with sort legs, has a thick mustache, works at a carwash, eats "carne something" everyday, and spends most of his time staring at white girls he can't have.

Hey Fat Beaner, make sure you wipe down my 20's you filthy little savage!

Fat Beaner by DEH1972 October 19, 2008

Fat Beaver 

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

Fat Beaver by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

fat headed beaver 

Is someone who has facial features that resemble a beaver, i.e. preferably buck teeth and beady eyes.
Oh yeah and has an abnormally large head.

Mate you need to sort out your image u look like a fat headed beaver.

fat headed beaver by Ringsting February 28, 2008