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hey hey hey its fat albert 

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

Fat Albert

You're fat
"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"
Fat Albert by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
Fat Albert by MegatronIsGod September 7, 2007

fat alberto 

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.
Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.
fat alberto by seabass February 22, 2005

Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
Fat Albert by eighth of seven November 8, 2007