Fat-a-pillar 

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.

Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.

Fat-a-pillar by f'd January 2, 2011

Fat-a-phobic 

A person (typically a male) who adamitely avoids fat chicks who have muffin tops, cottage cheese and fat flaps aka belly rolls, aka belly vaginas, and hot dog packs on their necks.

People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.

"no fat chicks for me, im fat-a-phobic."

"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)

Fat-a-phobic by Captain Average April 2, 2009

fat a tat tat

A phrase that is often said when an MSN conversation between Ashley Aubertin and Allison Del Vecchio has a font size of 16.

Allison: Size 16 yo!
Ashley: Fat a tat tat.

fat a tat tat by Ashley_A October 23, 2004

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! 

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! by Matt December 23, 2003

Crack a Fat 

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

Crack a Fat by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

Rip a Fat One 

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.

Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*

Rip a Fat One by Atef Lord February 8, 2021

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017