fat face

what your face looks like after getting a $5 hair cut from Supercuts

Shawn: Hey babes, you like my hair?
Reena: Whoa, you have major fat face!

by Reena K July 1, 2008

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 23, 2009

stupid fat face

A face defined by it's fatness and relative stupidity to the brain located directly behind it.

Chris Leicht has a stupid fat face.

by hambonebassass December 18, 2008

Fat Face whore

A person who will wear nothing other than Fat Face branded clothes.

Peter: Your such a Fat Face whore!!

Alice: I like their range ok!!

by maadmaxxer July 6, 2010

Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

Fat Booth Face

Someone who in real life actually has a face that looks as if it had been fat booth-ed.

Guy 1 - You See that guy over there bro?

Guy 2 - Yeah, he's got a Fat Booth Face!

by imgarrett June 21, 2011