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Fartnership 

A unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.
"Dude, what's going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? It's really disgusting."

"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."

See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).
Fartnership by ICBLs April 22, 2010

sausage fattener 

A virtual effect mostly used to fatten up bass songs. It has been a running joke in the music community because it only has 2 knobs to control the effects. It can also be pronounced "Sosig fattener" for more ironic intent
ok so first you gotta put an OTT on the rack, and then you have to apply 128 instances of the sausage fattener and boom you have the best song evurr
sausage fattener by Tacobirb July 2, 2019

fastness 

Moron-speak for the word "speed".
"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"
fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

fartners 

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.
Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.
fartners by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013

Fasterer 

Faster than faster than fast
bro you can get there way fasterer in a holden
Fasterer by Tajnost January 5, 2011

Fartenese 

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend
*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese
Fartenese by togapixie May 25, 2011