Skate fast and eat ass

The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.

Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio

by Cheesy_Pants June 9, 2017

Eat Fast and Skate Ass

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.

Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan

by Red Dogg May 30, 2018

[Fast ass]

Fast ass is usually a girl that tries to act like she is too damn grown.

You need to get yo fast ass in the house

by Knprice June 20, 2018

fast ass

someone who gives it up too fast or is easy

that girl is a fast ass

by anynomus person hahaha August 23, 2007

fast ass

It means precocious. It does not necessarily mean whore or easy, as defined in the previous definition. It particularly applies to young girls

Oh, that child is just too grown. she is a (fast ass) little thing

by Ms M August 9, 2013

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

too fast, my ass

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

by Red the Ghost June 27, 2010