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Fassinator 

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012
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fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
fassination by captainquirk October 20, 2009
Related Words
Doing something in a very ineffective or lazy manner. Or not doing anything in particular.
John: "What you up to?"
Fred: "Just fassing around"
fassing by Fred15 October 4, 2005
1) one who is powerful and well minded. knows right from wrong and is very wealthy
bill gates and adrian peterson would together create a fassino
fassino by amon greene September 20, 2009

Fastskin 

Also FSII

Tight swimsuit for rich people that supposedly mimicks sharkskin but it only lasts about 10 meets but stil its worth it becuase it makes you look fast!!

For the guys it comes in:
Brief, Jammer, Legskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, and Fullbodyskin

For the ladies it comes in:
Recordbreaker, Recordbreaker Kneeskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, Recordbreaker Bodyskin, and Full Bodyskin
Tom: Whoa look at that kid wearing the hi-neck kneeskin.
John: He must be fast and rich.
Fastskin by Zak August 20, 2004

Logs/Faskings 

logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck'
I just found a log from 1987. Where in the fask did you find that? Fask you! Why ask a fasking question? I'll tell you why - logs/faskings!

fassting 

Fisting in the ass. (see fisting)
My wife was bored with vaginal fisting, so last night we tried fassting. She loved it!
fassting by Tommy Gugliata August 4, 2009