Fassbending 

To behave in the manner of Michael Fassbender. To consistently exhibit outrageous sexual and deviant behavior until everyone around you is also having fun.

Let's start fassbending and get this party started.

Fassbending by ViperJock March 27, 2012

Fassbük

1. A heavily accented pronunciation of Facebook from no particular country, but still notable by it's difference from the standard English pronunciation.
2. A standard, shortened response to anything that could be found or researched on Facebook.
3. A nonsensical self-reference to the term Fassbük itself that actually means nothing at all. Often used to avoid discussion altogether.
4. A greeting among Facebook users.
5. A variation on the term Fassbook.

Proper spelling includes the double-dots over the letter "U" - "Fassbük", but not necessary.
Also, the act of using "Fassbük" or Facebook-related activities is referred to as "Fassbüken".

1. "We should stay in touch... get at me on Fassbük!", "Ya for sure am checking der Fassbük!"
2. "All that drama JUST happened! How'd you find out already?" "Fassbük."
3. "Haven't seen you for a minute! What you been up to?" "Fassbük." "What does that even mean?" "Fassbük." "I didn't ask you..." "Fassbük." "AW FORGET IT!!"
4. "YO! What's up, my dude!" "Fassbük!!!" "FASSBÜK!!!!!"
5. "Man dat gyal always deh pon Fassbük."

Fassbük by BaddaDanU April 22, 2011

Fassbender 

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.

1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...

Fassbender by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

Fassbender 

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

Fassbender by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

fassbender 

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

fassbender by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Morgan L. Fassbender 

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.

Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.

Morgan L. Fassbender by kirupa February 15, 2014

to fassbender

to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work.

Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.

to fassbender by Fergal Casey May 9, 2008