fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

fartpussy 

a gay man's asshole

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.

fartpussy by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

Fartpiss 

The act of expelling liquid from the anus during PMG (personal methane generation) often caused by large consumption of alchohol and fast food.

Yah the fartpiss after my McBinge last night was god awful, I told you not to let me eat that shit when i'm wasted!

Fartpiss by HiltMagnet May 15, 2011

furrypiss

a very sexy tiktok account with sexy videos and a sexy owner lol.

manny: have you heard about that tiktok account? i think its called furrypiss.
jerome: ooh yes i have ! i think the owner is hot.

furrypiss by catanus April 14, 2021

farpiss 

To fart while pissing.

"I farpissed in Borders."

farpiss by pester April 18, 2005

Farty-piss 

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.

"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"

Farty-piss by Tronnn February 4, 2010