Fart popsicle 

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

Fart popsicle by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

fartpops

Popsicles made of fart.
Generally derogatory.

Try my fartpops! took me two hours to make!
dude your being such a fartpop right now.

fartpops by johnthejohnlon December 29, 2011