My mate promised me tickets for that gig tonight but he failed again as always, he's all fart no shit.
by Kev von rev the punk rock jock May 12, 2009
to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:
John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.
James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!
Example 2:
Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.
James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!
Example 2:
Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
by Berlusconi_i_miei_coglion December 3, 2010
What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 22, 2018
To promote the freedom of expression of an individual.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
Farted Shit
by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020
by CoralOralMarisa June 14, 2014
fart shit shut the fuck up
by dohgee April 30, 2021