Farto 

The emotion you feel during an extremely awkward or embarrassing situation.

Leslie McLain farted during the board meeting. I felt such farto toward her.

Farto by Izzymon October 17, 2008

de farto 

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.

Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"

de farto by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011

el farto! 

A powerful expression of disgust or disdain made even more potent when strategically timed with a fierce blast of flatulence.

My dear mother would artfully express her hostility for my adulterous father by sneaking the dinner plate down in front of him while squatting a little, cutting a loud ripper and yelling out, “el farto!”

el farto! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2019

Forte farto

In music, "forte" (often abbreviated as "f") is a term that means "loud" or "strong." It is a dynamic marking used to indicate that a passage should be played with greater volume and intensity. For example, if a musical score includes "forte," the performer should play the notes more forcefully compared to a passage marked "piano" (soft).

"Did you go to the Bach concert?"
"Yes, I gave a forte farto there."

Forte farto by Cheburik August 1, 2024

The Amazing Farto 

The Amazing Farto is a clown that is special for kids. Everyone's kids loves The Amazing Farto. No parent's kids have ever disliked The Amazing Farto. He is the superior clown. Everybody doesn't dislike The Amazing Farto

The Amazing Farto, as they say. You have been charged for 50 cases of smuggling crystal meth and 78 cases of kidnapping and torturing. You have been sentenced to 30 years in prison.

The Amazing Farto by somethingmassas June 12, 2021

Factophobe 

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

chutney factory by (•) (•) June 5, 2017