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Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
by Mr.Putin November 10, 2011
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