JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
by NE1 May 19, 2006
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
by bromp February 18, 2010
The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.
I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.
by thats gross October 30, 2008
"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
by backotruck November 2, 2011
The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.
Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
by El Kento March 5, 2011
by Desmondous January 10, 2017
"My brother is a fartist."
"A group of fartists performed an excellent rendition of Beethoven's Fifth."
"A group of fartists performed an excellent rendition of Beethoven's Fifth."
by .tori. February 12, 2018