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1. fartist
A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.
2. fartist
Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
by sholay Dec 29, 2003 add a video
3. Fartist
A fartist is a farting artist
Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!
4. Fartist
Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist
She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists
5. Fartist
Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films
"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"
6. FARTIST
Fartist - Fake Amusement Really Trying Inside So To - NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEY SUCK AT LIFE AN USE ART AS AN EXCUSE FOR IT

Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.

An insult to those truly devoted to art,
My fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.
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