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3 definitions by sholay

 
1.
Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
by sholay December 29, 2003
 
2.
Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of
vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined
by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.
"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."
by sholay December 29, 2003
 
3.
TJUZS: verb
Technical term used in regards to personal fashion. To tweak, to arrange, to place, as in pushing sleeves up the forearm or stretching out a collar on a knit shirt to make it look worn and less "out of the box."
(from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
"C'mon, tjuzs those sleeves up, you look like you just walked out of the Sears catalogue."
by sholay December 20, 2003