martial fartist 

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006

Fartisan 

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.

He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.

Fartisan by Lucius Atkinson June 5, 2018

SHUSH FATTIES 

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.

SHUSH FATTIES by PigMacLord February 9, 2015

fartist 

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

fartist by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Homework faries

Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.

Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"

Homework faries by Hippo May 20, 2004

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

Blunts Bitches & Forties

Blunts Bitches & Forties is the successor of Sex Drugs & Rock N Roll as a representative of the ethos of a generation. It shows a generation gap as it creates a distinctive separation between an aging generation and today's new generation of youth.

We are the epitome of the effects of 25 years of crack music.

Yo! Lets party! Blunts Bitches & Forties!!

Blunts Bitches & Forties by rsktkr October 13, 2010