farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

Farticle Collider 

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

farticle accelerator by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

Farticle Accelerator 

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

Farticle Accelerator by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticles 

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

farticles by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007