Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.

“Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”

Farty-breath by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

farty 

the best car ever made. It is powered by a 1,000hp biturbo V16 and has a sick spoiler. The farty is produced by farty Motor Company and it is sold throughout the entire universe. Sextillions of units have been sold in total, and billions of farty vehicles are made every second.

I just bought a brand new farty, wanna go on a drive with me this Saturday?

farty by UndeadHamasaki August 30, 2022

Chris Farleyed 

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.

Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.

Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010

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farty poop

"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."

shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

Face-farter 

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

Face-farter by Fracer November 30, 2016

FartyMcShitPants

A name for a person that hasn't eaten anything other than Chipotle, Taco bell, or Del Taco for a week

After his students found out that Mr. Jefferson had eaten nothing but Del Taco for a whole week, they started calling him FartyMcShitPants

FartyMcShitPants by FartyMcShitPants February 26, 2021

chris farley 

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.

God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.

chris farley by Oz January 1, 2005