Fartclapper 

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.

Shove that up your fartclapper!

Fartclapper by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.

My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.

fartcolepsy by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

FartComa 

A fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. In the worst cases, death is possible.

"oh shit! Billy just fartcomaed himself!"

-"Billy is in a coma"
-"how?"
-"A FartComa..."
-"OMG!"

FartComa by steveypoo April 10, 2008

fartclap

(n) noun
Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.

Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.

“Her snoring was enough to deal with at night, but once she started fartclapping in her sleep it was time for her to go.”

fartclap by Brentman December 9, 2008

fartolatacrap 

what happens when you are asleep and feel like you are falling so you fart you self.

crap i just fartolatacrap'ed my self

fartolatacrap by LoopKoop January 18, 2022

Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.

Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol

Fartcolepsy by Asha89 January 14, 2023

Fart Cola 

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...

Fart Cola by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012