Fartery 

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007

Fartory 

1. A factory of farts.
2. Where you find yourself when among or around two or more people with excessive flatulence (though rare, it is possible to achieve a fartory by one's self).

After a catered lunch featured egg salad and bean dip, the office employees soon found themselves working in a fartory.

Fartory by Dug n' Dun May 1, 2008

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

fartard by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartarazzi 

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

fartarazzi by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

fartarrhea 

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

fartarrhea by Haggerty January 14, 2008