When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !
I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation
by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014
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The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.
by Alekatie June 23, 2010
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