Fairymones 

A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.

-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones

Fairymones by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Furamones

The mysterious chemical substance emanating from male dog owners, which surreptitiously draws unsuspecting females closer to both canine and owner. Flirtation and/or coitus frequently ensues.

The ladies been all over my nutz ever since I got this dog! It must be the furamones cuz I sure as hell aint got no tang before now!!!

Furamones by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010

formones 

a mixture of pheromones and hormones put together to create a massive amount of horniness or sexual activity.

My formones were so intense that I felt like I was going to cum in my pants.

Scott's formones got a hold of him when the hot asian with tight pants walked in the room.

Ruby's could sense the formones of her hot lesbian girlfriend as she reached up her dress.

Putting off you formones is an easy way to let someone know you want to have sex.

formones by Alicemonroe February 18, 2010

Fearmones 

The scent of fear.

I can smell your Fearmones

Fearmones by Nel-E-Nel February 21, 2018

fartmonster08 

Intense farting coming from your basement.

Oh my God I just heard a fartmonster08 let's go check it out.

fartmonster08 by I'm uknown January 14, 2021

furmones 

The scent human pet owners give off that bonds their pets to them.

Cat Mom speaking to her cat: “Pretty boy, why do you love me so much?”

Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”

furmones by AGRODEO December 24, 2024

Farmnesia

Farmnesia is the yearly forgetfulness that happens to most farmers and gardeners that keeps them coming back for more the next year, despite oftentimes having major struggles. This amnesia happens when you grow seeds, watch most die, plant the ones that survived, water them until they grow, & get upset when many got killed by fungi / diseases or are eaten by insects / animals. You put so much hard work your garden and your brain suppresses the bad outcomes. Thus, you forget how hard it was (hence amnesia). You end up doing the same cycle the very next year because you forgot how hard it was the year before.

I think farmer Joe has a farmnesia. The last three years he had no luck with his garden, but he’s doing it again… happily.

Farmnesia by Unison214 February 25, 2026